Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop

BigGuy · Post by **BigGuy** » Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:20 pm

Posted: Jul 11, 2019 / 11:27 AM CDT / Updated: Jul 11, 2019 / 12:40 PM CDT

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop.

Jusme · Post by **Jusme** » Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:25 pm

BigGuy wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:20 pm Posted: Jul 11, 2019 / 11:27 AM CDT / Updated: Jul 11, 2019 / 12:40 PM CDT

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop.

He must have been trying to get to Iran to help them with their nuclear program. Just think how deadly a uranium, whiskey, snake venom bomb would be.

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Or he may be an Oklahoma suicide bomber, eat the uranium, drink the whiskey, and let the snake bite him. That's why he stole the car, he didn't want to mess up his.

WildBill · Post by **WildBill** » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:04 pm

Next time he should be more careful whose car he steals.

RoyGBiv · Post by **RoyGBiv** » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:34 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_y15ozNchY

joe817 · Post by **joe817** » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:25 pm

LDP wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:32 am I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.

I just read on yahoo news(take it for what it's worth) that one of the guys was going to use the uranium on the rattlesnake to "make a super snake out of it". What an idiot.

TreyHouston · Post by **TreyHouston** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:45 am

joe817 wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:25 pm
LDP wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:32 am I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.
I just read on yahoo news(take it for what it's worth) that one of the guys was going to use the uranium on the rattlesnake to "make a super snake out of it". What an idiot.

thatguyoverthere · Post by **thatguyoverthere** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:04 pm

Sounds like the opening line for an interesting joke:
"So this guy walks into a bar with a rattlesnake, some uranium and some whiskey ..."

Jusme · Post by **Jusme** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:57 pm

LDP wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:32 am I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.

Maybe he thought that whiskey, and snake venom, was the way to enrich uranium. But he's new to this domestic terrorism thing.

RoyGBiv · Post by **RoyGBiv** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:31 am

Jusme wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:57 pm
LDP wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:32 am I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.

Maybe he thought that whiskey, and snake venom, was the way to enrich uranium. But he's new to this domestic terrorism thing.

In Taiwan there used to be a place named "snake alley" where they sell snake bile mixed with grain alcohol as an elixir for "male vitality".

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3435964

JustSomeOldGuy · Post by **JustSomeOldGuy** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:10 pm

His driver's license was suspended, but his hunting license is valid and current. Sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy-ism.....

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