Corona mask lost license

[Grayling813]

If cited, plead not guilty and demand trial by jury.

If I end up on any jury on a case involving these unconstitutional edicts I will be going for jury nullification.

[Rafe]

I see more stupid typos and misused words on news broadcast text and bottom of the screen runners than I can count. I decided that the stations started hiring high school kids who use their smartphones to add the text. Maybe the ol' autocorrect catches them. Or maybe the formerly respected profession of journalism has an awful lot of 85 IQers in it.

And I've noticed, especially on the more petite newscasters, as they're reporting "live and on the scene" their masks keeps slipping down off their nose as they talk. I saw one from Houston's ABC affiliate pull her mask back into place three time during one short 75-90 second segment. Microphone in her right hand, she reaches up with her left, pinches the middle of the mask, and shifts it up so that it again temporarily covers her nose. That's the ticket! everybody wear cloth masks so that you'll reach up and touch that petri dish every 20 words, effectively touching your face about 100 times per hour rather than the 16 times per hour we do when not wearing a mask. Thank you, Lina "Dora the Explorer" Hidalgo. (I'm stealing that nickname, BTW )

[ScottDLS]

I bought a couple of gaiter style bandannas from Amazon. They’re black with skull and crossbones printed all over them. They’re, of course, useless for preventing viral infection or spread, but If I’m going to be made to look stupid I will do in my own style. Today I took one out for a social virtue signaling spin at Target, even though they’re not required in my county yet. Lots of people wearing the nice single use Chinese made non-FDA approved paper/poly surgical masks. I have some of those too. I plan on pricking my finger and splattering some blood on them so I can look like I have TB. That’ll really keep people 6’ away. For my bandanna I’m not planning on washing it for the foreseeable future and also use it as a hankie when I’m not wearing it. Also took some old dishwashing gloves to use with the filthy bandanna as my PPE.

[n5wmk]

[puma guy]

[ScottDLS]

I bought a couple of gaiter style bandannas from Amazon. They’re black with skull and crossbones printed all over them. They’re, of course, useless for preventing viral infection or spread, but If I’m going to be made to look stupid I will do in my own style.

Same here.
How about a motorcycle helmet, shades, bandana over your face and a legal firearm on my hip? What can go wrong walking into a business like that? Right?
Thank the Lord that banks are closed for walk-ins.

Actually saw a guy in Wal-Mart yesterday wearing a motorcycle helmet with visor down (throughout the store!). I told my wife after our Target visit that I was going to start open carrying an AR Pistol. That'll keep people 6' away...though I think Target says no open carry even though they don't post.