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Paul Blart: Mall Cop


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand discuss:
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DoubleJ wrote:Paul Blart: Mall Cop


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand discuss:
I saw that trailer last night and immediately thought of Gecko45. I almost got up to make a thread on it, but the cigar was only half done, and the apartments frown on smoking inside.
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I saw the trailer yesterday too, and Gecko45 was the first thing I thought of. I about laughed my heinie off.
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The Annoyed Man wrote:I saw the trailer yesterday too, and Gecko45 was the first thing I thought of. I about laughed my heinie off.

That is the first thing I thought of as well! The should seriously think of re-naming it

The Gecko 45...
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DoubleJ wrote:Paul Blart: Mall Cop


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand discuss:
Can I just get away with a simple "rlol" ???

This is probably going to be on our to do list anyway...I'll have to go to some raggidy (non posted) looking theater to carry anyway...And not drink at dinner...Make sure I conceal properly...And wear my CHL badge...

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DoubleJ wrote:Paul Blart: Mall Cop


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand discuss:
:smash: :thumbs2:

When I was watching th etrailer, I seriously thought they would name the movie- MALL NINJAS.

I'll go watch it. May even wear my CHL badge, a hat that says Taurus and my BATFE T- shirt.
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Shewt, I'ma wear mah CIA hat that I bought at one of those hat shops outside a mall....
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DoubleJ wrote:Shewt, I'ma wear mah CIA hat that I bought at one of those hat shops outside a mall....
CIA. Does that stand for Chl In Action?? :mrgreen:
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:lol: good'en.
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Paul Blart, from the trailer, doesn't look to be anywhere near well-equipped enough to be even a wannabe mall ninja.

Now if only the writers/director give some insider's nod to Gecko 45 in the film we can tell who's who in the theater by the uncontrollable laughter at something most wouldn't get. From the trailer, a big shame is that we won't have the super-tactical golf cart; and the AR-15 that weighs 45 pounds from all the stuff stuck onto it won't make the cut because it wouldn't be Hollywood Politically Correct...they wouldn't understand the satire.

So my vote would be using package-sealing tape to stick body armor plates directly to the skin...
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Evidence that real ninjas do exist. never met Gecko45, but could this be him?

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=I3eNx0LBrmY[/youtube]
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Naw, Diamond Dave's Ninjy Whoopin' Action would be no match for Gecko 45's tactical equipment superiority.

Even in Gecko 45's younger days, he was trained to be prepared and to be equipped. Give a look:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=drxA9d3Ddjw[/youtube]

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ah yes... i can see the superiority of Gecko 45. At least he didn't nearly judy chop his own leg off like Diamond Dave. I think Diamond dave does have a better ninji outfit though.
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'Specially the cape.
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I'm not a fan of Kevin James. I'm waiting for the other movie inspired by Gecko45. Observe and Report
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