My sons idea of my Wally Walk

[USA1]

telling my son about the wally walk video...he left me a little surprise on my computer....





this one he did a while back after i was showing him my new "tactical "flashlight ..
...to help you understand...im always wanting to hit the Whataburger at 11:01 pm to get a breakfast platter




and YES those are my boxers ...we'll save that story for another time

[GeekwithaGun]

Too Funny . This is something my son would do too

[TexasComputerDude]

not bad on the cartoonin, reminds me of some old video games I used to play lol.

[USA1]

i think he was implying that i would get to the greeter , and then chicken out

[joe817]

Tooooooo funny!

[PBratton]

LOVE the tan lines!

[HighVelocity]

That's a riot!


But tell your boy to draw your finger out of the trigger guard.

[USA1]

That's a riot!


But tell your boy to draw your finger out of the trigger guard.

i never noticed that ....but i appreciated him putting the NRA hat on me

[lonewolf]

It would be my luck that the greeter will be a CHL as well and offer me a map to the ammo, nachos, etc.

I can hear it now, "Gee, sir, we're really glad you are here. We don't get many guys alone in here, wearing untucked shirts eating nachos and buying ammo unless they are on their inaugural Wally Walk! Most guys are walking in here about three steps behind their wives, grumbling about wanting to be somewhere else !"

Being currently umemployed, perhaps I can work at Walmart as a greeter in the evenings and on weekends. Play a little game with myself to "spot the Wally Walker!" Perhaps even offer certificates of completion, suitable for framing!

We'll have to develop some signal, though, just in case the concealment it too good to spot. Some codeword to use when greeted. How about something like this...

Greeter: "Welcome to Walmart! How are you today?"
CHL Wally Walker: "Doing fine, thanks! Just have a ache on my hip. Can you tell me where the ammo is?"

[lonewolf]

I forgot to add the part that the Wally Walkers are easy to spot because they are the only ones SMILING!!!!

[USA1]

during my actual Wally Walk , my wife had camera duty and my son was the look out .

we tried to be discrete , but we were giggling like school girls while taking pictures .
i'm sure a few people were wondering what the heck was going on .

[lonewolf]

My wife (I do love her) has accepted an invitation to a clothing-optional wedding a friend of hers is having in October. I asked her (should the CHL arrive in time), just where exactly she expected me to put my gun......... She cleared that little point up rather quickly.......

Since it will be clothing optional, I let her know in no uncertain terms that my option is to REMAIN CLOTHED. And wear a blindfold. And stay in the car. She said my remaining clothed was probably a good idea....

[surprise_i'm_armed]

lonewolf:
You must be the most excellent concealment specialist on the board
if that's your carry piece in your accompanying photo!! :-)

SIA

[Shorts]

USA1 your boy's got some mad skillz yo


Sounds like the Wally Walk was pretty fun. And the part about giggling throughout the store reminded me of my days back in high school with my friends and our shenanigans

[USA1]

shenanigans

now there's a word that i haven't heard for a while .
i'm going to try to use that today in a conversation .