Statements that you should never make to a cop

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Statements that you should never make to a cop

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  • Do you know who I am? (implying that one is politically connected)
  • I pay your salary.
  • You can't arrest me.
  • I only had two beers.
  • You're not going to look in my trunk, are you?
Any others?

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"Shouldn't you be out catching real criminals?"
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cop -do you have anything illegal in the vehicle ?

joe187 - not that i know of .



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"If you're gonna write me the ticket I don't need the lecture."
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"ok, ok.... OK I GET IT, can you hurry up I gotta be somewhere, that's why I was speeding in the first place!"
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"Ocifer, I swear I ain't had a drink to drop."
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seamusTX wrote:
  • Do you know who I am? (implying that one is politically connected)
  • I pay your salary.
  • You can't arrest me.
  • I only had two beers.
  • You're not going to look in my trunk, are you?
Any others?

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- Your radar gun is wrong
- I know the mayor
- I know how fast I was going...do you?
- You had to speed to catch-up with me...so who's in the wrong here?
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"I swear to ga.... to ga.... I promise yah ociffer, I had only tee martoonis."
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You want me to do WHAT? Heck, I couldn't do that even if I was sober!
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Whanna see my gun? :mrgreen:
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My ex-wife ran off with a cop. I thought maybe it was you and you were trying to bring her back to me! :biggrinjester:

(Good thing my wife doesn't read this! (ex- or present!)) :txflag:
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- Want a donut?
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- Are you Andy or Barney?
- Yeah? Let me see YOUR license and insurance!
- Does it smell like weed in here to you?
- Are you the guy from the Village People?
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Slack time between Winchell's and Dunkin?
It wasn't me, it was someone that looks like me, I can't run that fast.
I told the guy on the phone I wasn't going to pay anymore dues to the Trooper's Association.
So, How's "don't ask, don't tell" treating you?
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