Funny Christmas E-Mail

[USA1]

I loved this E-mail , so I wanted to share it.


Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year.

Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Kind of feel like I gave in to the man by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm two near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house. I think I made him too real this time.

So it was fun while it lasted

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Remember, this IS fake.

[surprise_i'm_armed]

Hey, wasn't he one of the guys who almost fell over
the edge of the new Cowboys Stadium in Arlington the other day?? :-)

SIA

[DONT TREAD ON ME]

I got this e-mail and thought it was great. Wish I would have thought of that!

[C-dub]

It's funny, but also been flying around the internet for a few years.

[USA1]

It's funny, but also been flying around the internet for a few years.

Oh , I didn't know it was that old...oops

[joe817]

Good one! Reminds me of the Griswold's in Christmas Vacation.

[Keith B]

It's funny, but also been flying around the internet for a few years.

Well, if it is THAT old you would think someone would have stopped and helped th poor guy down by now. Sheesh!

[TLE2]

Been better if he were dressed like Santa!