Had an Epiphany

[puma guy]

I had an epiphany and have decided to liquidate my gun collection and donate the proceeds to the Brady Campaign. I was convinced to to do this after visiting the, reading and agreeing to the "April Fools" website.

[OldSchool]

I hope you're very happy in your new life.

[bizarrenormality]

I had an epiphany and have decided to liquidate my gun collection and donate the proceeds to the Brady Campaign. I was convinced to to do this after visiting the, reading and agreeing to the "April Fools" website.

I'll give you a shiny nickel.

[davidtx]

If anybody else has a similar epiphany, I'd be willing to handle all of the details. Just send me the guns, I'll sell them and send the proceeds to Brady.

[puma guy]

If anybody else has a similar epiphany, I'd be willing to handle all of the details. Just send me the guns, I'll sell them and send the proceeds to Brady.

I just revisited the "April Fools" website. Seems I didn't scroll down far enough to see the part about scammers that will try to take advantage of you and to wait until after midnight before hitting the "send" button at which time all things will become clear and one will become a sage, soothsayer and possibly a kazoo virtuoso. Well at least there's the possibility I could learn to play the kazoo. Oh! and any demented thoughts of giving up your weapons will instantly vanish from your brain. I'm just glad I used an alias on GunBroker.

[puma guy]

My head is now clear and I have confessed my sins. I have recited the 2nd Amendment 10 times and as part of my penance I am required to purchase an additional firearm; preferably a Marlin to help them sustain life.

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Update: I have made the purchase of a Marlin- Mod 60ss W/S. The guys didn't understand why I came in on my elbows and knees, but were willing to make the sale after I showed them my CHL.

[cougartex]

My head is now clear and I have confessed my sins. I have recited the 2nd Amendment 10 times and as part of my penance I am required to purchase an additional firearm; preferably a Marlin to help them sustain life.

Edited for additional info

Update: I have made the purchase of a Marlin- Mod 60ss W/S. The guys didn't understand why I came in on my elbows and knees, but were willing to make the sale after I showed them my CHL.