Absolutely hilarious

[baldeagle]

I hope this doesn't violate any board rules. I got this in email today.

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over,
shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you
somehow come across this rather important message .
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to
actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The
even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My
girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday,
and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you
agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that
brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I
made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from
calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I
explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas
tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit
card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the
cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the
curb .... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's
side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just
now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now,
so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone
calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my
possible target .
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
traced your number etc.).
; In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this
type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing
issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps
reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time
you might not be so lucky . Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours ,
Alex

[Teamless]

I Love it!

[redlin67]

Yay for our side.

[Keith B]

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