For all you Engineer types out there - The Turbo Entabulator

[tacticool]

I think the patent expired, so you can build your own.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic ... 72,00.html

[Sidro]

G26ster he is legit, if you didn't notice this is the version with the improved gogitches there by making the kanuter valves obsolete.

[The Annoyed Man]

The guy's a fraud! He completely left out the purpose, location, and function of the Kanuter Valve!

Any fool knows the Kanuter Valve is mounted to the same buss as the Johnson Rod, and it functions by levitroning the Murphy Bar. It has no purpose that anyone has ever been able to ascertain.

[VoiceofReason]

I think the government has already bought a few and doesn’t know what to do with them.

[WildBill]

The guy's a fraud! He completely left out the purpose, location, and function of the Kanuter Valve!

Any fool knows the Kanuter Valve is mounted to the same buss as the Johnson Rod, and it functions by levitroning the Murphy Bar. It has no purpose that anyone has ever been able to ascertain.

I have a top secret "Q" clearance so I know it's real purpose, but if I told you I'd have to kill you.