This is prett good and true about kalifornia

[Shu]

Thought this was funny. Saw it on an another forum.

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California : $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.
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Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a ..45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that's why California is broke!

[Kythas]

Texas:

1. The Governor shoots the coyote without breaking stride in his jog with his Ruger .380 lcp.
2. Buzzards eat the coyote.
3. Ruger issues a special edition "True Texan" .380 lcp to commemorate the event.

[WildBill]

Thought this was funny. Saw it on an another forum.

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

And that's why California is broke!

This could be a true story except for California Step Number 2. Animal Control would expect the governor to catch the animal first, before they came out and took it away. But you may be right. Since he's the governor and this is a special case, they might wave this requirement.

[megs]

TX gov carries a 380. AZ gov carries a 45.

TX has licensed CC. AZ has unlicensed CC and OC.

Coincidence?

[SigOperator02]

That is the funniest thing that I have read all day! Thanks, I need that cheer me up!

[The Annoyed Man]

TX gov carries a 380. AZ gov carries a 45.

TX has licensed CC. AZ has unlicensed CC and OC.

Coincidence?

I think not.

[cougartex]

[rdcrags]

Good show!

[Beiruty]

OP,
You forget the last one:
State of Kalifornya pays $100,000 to the OP to delete this thread. :)

[budroux2w]

OP,
You forget the last one:
State of Kalifornya SUES to the OP to delete this thread. :)

Fixed it.

[joe817]

Texas:

1. The Governor shoots the coyote without breaking stride in his jog with his Ruger .380 lcp.
2. Buzzards eat the coyote.
3. Ruger issues a special edition "True Texan" .380 lcp to commemorate the event.

Funny story Shu! Thanks for posting!

[mgood]

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.