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TexasGal
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Re: Mature Truths

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Thanks for describing my life :smilelol5:
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23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

I slept over at a friend's house since I live too far away to see her on a regular basis. Her alarm was set at 4:45am and when it went off, my hand shot out and slapped the snooze button immediately. I didn't even know there was an alarm clock on that nightstand, much less where the snooze button was. Sleep is a powerful thing... ;-)
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“While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader.” ― Samuel Adams
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