When he introduced me; Chuck Norris grinned really big and hugged Skipper. He then enthusiastically shook my hand and said, "You are looking at the only man to beat me in fair competition."
Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
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I had a captain that got me two gigs on Walker, playing a fat balding fireman...yeah, yeah I know - type casting. He always talked about how good he was and that they were roomies in college and I thought that, as happens occasionally, another fireman was stretching the truth.
When he introduced me; Chuck Norris grinned really big and hugged Skipper. He then enthusiastically shook my hand and said, "You are looking at the only man to beat me in fair competition."
When he introduced me; Chuck Norris grinned really big and hugged Skipper. He then enthusiastically shook my hand and said, "You are looking at the only man to beat me in fair competition."
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Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
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Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
Man, I don't want to be anywhere near you when the Chuck gets wind of this ...
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That rocks! New Chuck Norris Fact!The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
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Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Hoi Polloi wrote:That rocks! New Chuck Norris Fact!The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
Best post (in this thread) EVAH! 
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The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
my favorite Chuck Norris quote is "pain is just fear leaving the body". . .
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...all this may be true...but which one would you rather have arrest YOU?!!!
"Hey, Boy, you're goin' with ME!"...I'd surrender peacefully to one...eagerly to the other...
"Hey, Boy, you're goin' with ME!"...I'd surrender peacefully to one...eagerly to the other...
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
lol. Sure, but they'd have to all grow beards, first!The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. It's just too bad he never cries."
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