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Re: An Eye for an Eye

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Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.
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Purplehood wrote:
Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.
And eye don't think it's that confusing, either.
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Dave2 wrote:
Purplehood wrote:
Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.
And eye don't think it's that confusing, either.
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Eye caramba!
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Eye, eye, eye! Me, me, me! That's all I ever hear around here. :mrgreen:
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Dave2 wrote:
Purplehood wrote:
Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.
And eye don't think it's that confusing, either.
:iagree:
Exactly, this is a thread for discussing the ramifications of stick control and other political policies concerning pointy eye poke devices in a world full of one-eyed people.. cyclopes???
What could be less confusing than that? :idea:
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my eye just bursted. Please leave the second one alone. Move on dot org.
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Confused? Consider what this thread would be like if the word "eye" contained the 9th letter of the alphabet. (Eye'd mention the letter, but it would come out "eye".)
Infinite recursion!
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AJ80 wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:How many eyes could an eye-poker poke if an eye-poker could poke eyes? :cool:
An eye poker would poke as many eyes as an eye poker could poke if an eye poker could poke eyes... hmm... just not the same without woodchucks.
A woodchuck would poke all the eyes he could poke if a woodchuck could poke eyes.

Wait a minute - does that mean we have to start poking woodchucks' eyes? Don't tell the ASPCA.
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All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
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4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left eye in, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:
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WildBill wrote:
4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left in eye, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:
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Anybody see Criminal Minds, Suspect behavior last nite?
Cooper and his Red Cell team are called in by the Tucson Police Department to capture a serial killer who removes the eyes of the victims.
It was eye-ball city for a while! (Eye balls in baggies! Mmmmm Mmm!)
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WildBill wrote:
4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left eye in, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:
4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left in eye, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:
For the win!
That's it - 30 days in the hokeye pokeye for you two.
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