How to live forever

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Received this email three times in past 24 hours. (cleaned it up a bit to satisfy the 9-year-old daughter standard).

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish...

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats do something worthwhile!"

"You crafty rascal," said the fairy.

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Received this email three times in past 24 hours. (cleaned it up a bit to satisfy the 9-year-old daughter standard).

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish...

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats do something worthwhile!"

"You crafty rascal," said the fairy.

Ain't that the truth.