Self Surgery - British Style

Post by **Excaliber** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:45 pm

From the "You can't make this stuff up" department:

In the UK, one Sean Murphy reportedly used a unique self applied medical technique for rapid cure of a painful wart on his finger:

Obtain shotgun (without nanny government approval).

Drink to intoxication to relieve anticipated pain.

Load shotgun.

Aim shotgun at finger.

Pull trigger.

Wart gone! (finger gone too.)

Patient pleased with result.

Read the details here.

schufflerbot · Post by **schufflerbot** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:51 pm

SQLGeek · Post by **SQLGeek** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:19 pm

At least he self medicated first...I guess.

The Annoyed Man · Post by **The Annoyed Man** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:17 pm

schufflerbot wrote:

A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

LikesShinyThings · Post by **LikesShinyThings** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:20 pm

Pug · Post by **Pug** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:30 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
schufflerbot wrote:
A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

But this one says it even more emphatically...

The Mad Moderate · Post by **The Mad Moderate** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:44 pm

Pug wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
schufflerbot wrote:
A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

But this one says it even more emphatically...

Thats all well and good but I think this puts the exclamation point on the whole ordeal.

longtooth · Post by **longtooth** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:30 am

Where do you guys find all these pics????

The Annoyed Man · Post by **The Annoyed Man** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:41 am

loadedliberal wrote:
Pug wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
schufflerbot wrote:
A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

But this one says it even more emphatically...

Thats all well and good but I think this puts the exclamation point on the whole ordeal.

Fixed it for you....

....but that was merely a comma, not an exclamation point. THIS is the exclamation point:

Post by **Keith B** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:27 am

The first thing I though of on this was, 'Well, at least he wasn't trying to do his own vasectomy.'

sugar land dave · Post by **sugar land dave** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:07 am

Pleased with the results? National Health Services couldn't help him? Ok.....

seeker_two · Post by **seeker_two** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:35 am

Keith B wrote:The first thing I though of on this was, 'Well, at least he wasn't trying to do his own vasectomy.'

That's the saddest part.....this guy shouldn't reproduce....

Pug · Post by **Pug** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:02 am

seeker_two wrote:That's the saddest part.....this guy shouldn't reproduce....

Sometimes they creep back into the gene pool in spite of the chlorine...

WildBill · Post by **WildBill** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:33 pm

A much easier and less painful treatment for warts.

Divided Attention · Post by **Divided Attention** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:16 pm

To me the kicker on the guy plugging his ear with his weapon is not that his booger hook is on his bang switch, but he is wearing an ATF hat

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