Monkey Business

[JJVP]

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — A Des Moines man is in jail after authorities say he attacked a police officer with a stuffed monkey that he stole from a convenience store.

http://thegazette.com/2012/01/09/des-mo ... ed-monkey/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Fangs]

Hehe, that made me laugh. Was it an evil assault monkey?

[steveincowtown]

The officer was flagged down and told the man had left a mess in the store.

Exactly what type of mess would one leave in a store that (a) the police would care and (b) the police would come that quickly?

[fishfree]

Hehe, that made me laugh. Was it an evil assault monkey?

PLEASE! This is serious. It was an evil 'military style' assault monkey. It is incidents like this and casual attitudes like yours that embolden liberals to try and ban ALL assault monkeys and not just the 'military style' monkey!!

I'd better not go any farther or I'll be in real trouble...

[RPB]

I'm guessin' it was a SOCK Monkey, so he socked him ...


Sock Monkey in orange Jail clothes

[PBratton]

The officer was flagged down and told the man had left a mess in the store.

Exactly what type of mess would one leave in a store that (a) the police would care and (b) the police would come that quickly?

There was a donut store next door...

[speedsix]

...I expected something presidential to be announced here...

[AEA]

EBAM.

Evil Black Assault Monkey attacks Police Officer while in Full Auto Mode!

[Fangs]

But it's so FUNNY:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU[/youtube]

[Lambda Force]