Feet smell

[MasterOfNone]

Kinda kidding but ... after 45 years or so of using the smoke alarm to tell me toast is ready, it's weird to smell stuff again. I'm tempted to adopt-a-skunk to get rid of the feet smell. they're easy to find out here, but might be rabid ...

Just grow a mustache. Then you can brush on your flavor of the day. I like cocoa.

[RPB]

Kinda kidding but ... after 45 years or so of using the smoke alarm to tell me toast is ready, it's weird to smell stuff again. I'm tempted to adopt-a-skunk to get rid of the feet smell. they're easy to find out here, but might be rabid ...

Just grow a mustache. Then you can brush on your flavor of the day. I like cocoa.

I have a mustache and beard, and come to think of it, perhaps the reason all the Lysol, Carpet Fresh and Neutra-Air aren't getting rid of it is .... she had been looking at old photos and said I should have either a beard or a mustache, but not both ....I wouldn't doubt that she marinated one or the other is "sock juices" while I slept ... she's evil enough to think of that

I might try shampooing them with vinegar in a bit

Wonder where I can buy "itching powder" ... I'll Google it.

Don't mess with old people

(Kidding ... I'm not going to render evil for evil, that's not a lesson I want her to learn/emulate.... but it's fun to think such things)