Bumper snickers
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Bumper snickers
Another great bumper sticker: " I'm knot a blonde. I'm Knot. I'm knot. I'm knot."
"To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
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One of my favorites:
I may be old but at least I got to see all of the GOOD bands
I may be old but at least I got to see all of the GOOD bands
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The Annoyed Man
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Perfect! I resemble that remark.RPBrown wrote:One of my favorites:
I may be old but at least I got to see all of the GOOD bands
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Saw one the other day with a picture of an AR on it... it read "when you come for mine you better bring yours".
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My all time favorite.
New Mexico Bumper Sticker
"If God wanted Texans to ski, he would have given them snow"
Texas Bumber sticker
"If God wanted New Mexicans to ski, he would have given them money"
New Mexico Bumper Sticker
"If God wanted Texans to ski, he would have given them snow"
Texas Bumber sticker
"If God wanted New Mexicans to ski, he would have given them money"
"Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every country in Europe."
- Noah Webster
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"All we ask for is registration, just like we do for cars."
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My favorite of all time, the sticker had a red background.
"If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast"
"If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast"
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One I saw Years Ago, kind of a mantra now:
"Age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill."
"Age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill."
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Ha!! Love it!7075-T7 wrote:My favorite of all time, the sticker had a red background.
"If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast"
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The one on my truck says, Somewhere in Kenya... a village is missing it's idiot.
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So the vehicle had a hypsochromic transmission with a Doppler shift?7075-T7 wrote:My favorite of all time, the sticker had a red background.
"If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast"
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My favorite has always been "Custer had it coming". 
I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do those things to other people and I require the same of them.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
I don't do those things to other people and I require the same of them.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
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Of course, the old stand-by, "Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life down here"... 
One I saw years ago that somehow stuck in my brainpan, "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you"...
One I saw years ago that somehow stuck in my brainpan, "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you"...
"When things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plum, mad-dog mean. Cuz' if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win...that's just the way it is." - The Outlaw Josey Wales
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Back in my undergrad years, I had one that said, "Body by Nautilus. Brain by Mattel."
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bad cop no dounut
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This is one of my favorites, a takeoff on the drunk driving slogans: "PLAY AN ACCORDION GO TO PRISON, that's the law!"
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