Time to open up a Obama joke sub-forum!
Identifying Obama
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texasmusic
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Re: Identifying Obama
Time to open up a Obama joke sub-forum!
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Re: Identifying Obama
Love it Andy.I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
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Re: Identifying Obama
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a fool put him up there!.'
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a fool put him up there!.'
I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
NRA Patriot-Endowment Lifetime Member---------------------------------------------Si vis pacem, para bellum.................................................Patriot Guard Rider
NRA Patriot-Endowment Lifetime Member---------------------------------------------Si vis pacem, para bellum.................................................Patriot Guard Rider
Re: Identifying Obama
Can't remember if I saw this joke on this forum:
Once upon a time, the Pope and Obama were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned toward Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice"
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that, show me"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage.
And the crowd roared and cheered loudly and there was happiness throughout the land!
Once upon a time, the Pope and Obama were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned toward Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice"
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that, show me"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage.
And the crowd roared and cheered loudly and there was happiness throughout the land!
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papajohn1964
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Re: Identifying Obama
texasmusic wrote:
Time to open up a Obama joke sub-forum!
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Re: Identifying Obama
Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.' Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.'
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.' Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.'
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papajohn1964
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Re: Identifying Obama
Dan20703 wrote:Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.' Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.'
Now that's some funny stuff right there I don't care who you are!
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bizarrenormality
Re: Identifying Obama
A similar joke. I'll skip the lead up.
You can save the POTUS from drowning or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death
of one of the world's most powerful men. Here's the question, and please give an honest answer. Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
You can save the POTUS from drowning or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death
of one of the world's most powerful men. Here's the question, and please give an honest answer. Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?