Manure Spreader 4 Sale

[Pawpaw]

FOR SALE: Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances.

I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November. But I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocated this manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

[AEA]

Good one!
Let's split the freight cost and export it back to Kenya!

[C-dub]

Got me! I knew it was going to be a joke, but thought it was going to be a cow or horse for sale.

[JJVP]

Got me! I knew it was going to be a joke, but thought it was going to be a cow or horse for sale.

I thought it was going to be one of the ladies putting the husband up for sale.

[old farmer]

Does the equipment come with producer of the manure. If so, are they in two herds? I known they are found on the hill..

[speedsix]

...this one is viral...and I'm doing my part to spread it!!!

[MeMelYup]

I thought someone was selling a newspaper.

[matriculated]

Ha-ha-ha. That is too clever.