Two iPhones walk into a bar
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Two iPhones walk into a bar
There is a new iPhone commercial. A guy is asking Siri questions, and asks for a joke. She responds "two iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest." this refers to the iPhones that have been "left" in bars prior to their release.
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
Did you hear the one about the 3 nazis that walked into a BAR?sjfcontrol wrote:There is a new iPhone commercial. A guy is asking Siri questions, and asks for a joke. She responds "two iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest." this refers to the iPhones that have been "left" in bars prior to their release.
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
I guess not -- can it be told here?FishInTx wrote:Did you hear the one about the 3 nazis that walked into a BAR?sjfcontrol wrote:There is a new iPhone commercial. A guy is asking Siri questions, and asks for a joke. She responds "two iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest." this refers to the iPhones that have been "left" in bars prior to their release.
Range Rule: "The front gate lock is not an acceptable target."
Never Forget.
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
They walked into a B A R!!! 3 nazis walked into a B A R!!!sjfcontrol wrote:I guess not -- can it be told here?FishInTx wrote:Did you hear the one about the 3 nazis that walked into a BAR?sjfcontrol wrote:There is a new iPhone commercial. A guy is asking Siri questions, and asks for a joke. She responds "two iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest." this refers to the iPhones that have been "left" in bars prior to their release.
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
John Malkovichsjfcontrol wrote:There is a new iPhone commercial. A guy is asking Siri questions, and asks for a joke. She responds "two iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest." this refers to the iPhones that have been "left" in bars prior to their release.
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
With AT&T my iPhone sees very few bars...
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
Now that's funnygigag04 wrote:With AT&T my iPhone sees very few bars...
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Re: Two iPhones walk into a bar
That's funnier than the original joke!gigag04 wrote:With AT&T my iPhone sees very few bars...
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And the cover charge is way too high.gigag04 wrote:With AT&T my iPhone sees very few bars...
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