It's been a while since I've seen this one, but it made its way around to me again today.
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2'',
strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle
cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied where he had only dreamed of
working: a West Texas Sheriff department. After a series of tests and
interviews, the chief deputy finally called him into his office for the
young man's last interview.
The chief deputy said, "You're a big strong kid, and you can really shoot.
So far, your qualifications all look good, but we have what is called an
"attitude suitability test" that you must take before you can be accepted.
We don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the
chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
Six illegal aliens,
Six lawyers,
Six meth dealers,
Six Muslim extremists,
Six Democrats,
...and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"Great attitude, son. You pass," said the chief deputy. "When can you start?"
West Texas Sheriff's Interview
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West Texas Sheriff's Interview
I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
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Re: West Texas Sheriff's Interview
Is this a true story? Is he still working as a West Texas Sheriff?C-dub wrote:It's been a while since I've seen this one, but it made its way around to me again today.
"Great attitude, son. You pass," said the chief deputy. "When can you start?"
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Re: West Texas Sheriff's Interview
That's funny!
"All it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing"
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Re: West Texas Sheriff's Interview
Pulling your leg a bit there Bill.WildBill wrote:Is this a true story? Is he still working as a West Texas Sheriff?C-dub wrote:It's been a while since I've seen this one, but it made its way around to me again today.
"Great attitude, son. You pass," said the chief deputy. "When can you start?"
My mom used to have the same problem with me growing up. She could never tell when I was pulling her leg. She tended to believe almost everything I told her.
I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
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Re: West Texas Sheriff's Interview
A related joke asks "Why the blonde?"RSJ wrote:Why the lawyers
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Re: West Texas Sheriff's Interview
I think I've seen that one too.emcee rib wrote:A related joke asks "Why the blonde?"RSJ wrote:Why the lawyers
I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
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Re: West Texas Sheriff's Interview
C-dub, I knew you were kidding. I was just pulling back a little.C-dub wrote:Pulling your leg a bit there Bill.WildBill wrote:Is this a true story? Is he still working as a West Texas Sheriff?C-dub wrote:It's been a while since I've seen this one, but it made its way around to me again today.
"Great attitude, son. You pass," said the chief deputy. "When can you start?"
My mom used to have the same problem with me growing up. She could never tell when I was pulling her leg. She tended to believe almost everything I told her.
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Re: West Texas Sheriff's Interview
WildBill wrote:C-dub, I knew you were kidding. I was just pulling back a little.C-dub wrote:Pulling your leg a bit there Bill.WildBill wrote:Is this a true story? Is he still working as a West Texas Sheriff?C-dub wrote:It's been a while since I've seen this one, but it made its way around to me again today.
"Great attitude, son. You pass," said the chief deputy. "When can you start?"
My mom used to have the same problem with me growing up. She could never tell when I was pulling her leg. She tended to believe almost everything I told her.
Got me.
I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
NRA Patriot-Endowment Lifetime Member---------------------------------------------Si vis pacem, para bellum.................................................Patriot Guard Rider
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