Hyundai Zombie Survival Machine - ready for apocalypse.

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Hyundai Zombie Survival Machine - ready for apocalypse.

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http://uncrate.com/stuff/hyundai-zombie ... l-machine/

All you folks prepping for the zombie apocalypse have given much consideration to your armaments.

But have you chosen the perfect ride when that fateful night arrives?

Hyundai has created the Zombie Survival Machine for your transportation needs when needed to traverse
the mean streets of the city when they are full of the brain-seeking undead hordes.

Hyundai - Rhymes with Sunday.

Get a ZSM now! :-)

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What a waste of bandwidth.
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Great idea... put skewers on the front so you don't knock them out of the way, just impale them and add weight. And have kneecappers to get clogged with entrails, and to trap more heavy bodies to drag along.
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