Dumbest Bumper Sticker

[Dave2]

Its not a hard and fast rule, but I've found that a good general rule is less bumper stickers=less crazy.

1 or 0 bumper stickers=normal folk
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Edit: Strangely enough, this works for "number of cats owned" as well.

Does this only apply to whole numbers? Like, what if you have 1/2 a cat? Because there's a cat in the neighborhood that kinda comes and goes as she pleases. She'll hide in the bushes by the front door and dart inside when I check the mail... no idea where she came from or where she goes when she leaves.

[AEA]

Those cats are the smartest in the wild. They know how to hunt (rabbits, birds) and they know not to get tied down with one family when they can go to many and end up getting more of what they need without being "captured".

I used to be the same way with Women in my younger days (I was the Cat).

[Jaguar]

Those cats are the smartest in the wild. They know how to hunt (rabbits, birds) and they know not to get tied down with one family when they can go to many and end up getting more of what they need without being "captured".

When I was a in my teens we had a white Labrador that would stroll around the neighborhood getting handouts from the nice old ladies. Took her to the vet who said, "she's about maxed out on weight, don't you think." So my mom takes a black magic marker and writes on the dog, "DON'T FEED ME" on one side, and, "I"M TOO FAT" on the other. Darned if she didn't loose 15 pounds in a month.

Maybe could have just put a bumper sticker on her.

[Hoosier Daddy]

Those cats are the smartest in the wild. They know how to hunt (rabbits, birds) and they know not to get tied down with one family when they can go to many and end up getting more of what they need without being "captured".

When I was a in my teens we had a white Labrador that would stroll around the neighborhood getting handouts from the nice old ladies. Took her to the vet who said, "she's about maxed out on weight, don't you think." So my mom takes a black magic marker and writes on the dog, "DON'T FEED ME" on one side, and, "I"M TOO FAT" on the other. Darned if she didn't loose 15 pounds in a month.

Maybe could have just put a bumper sticker on her.

She probably would have ate it.

[74novaman]

Maybe could have just put a bumper sticker on her.

She probably would have ate it.

I grew up with a Lab. Yes, yes she would have tried to eat it.

[Jaguar]

Maybe could have just put a bumper sticker on her.

She probably would have ate it.

I grew up with a Lab. Yes, yes she would have tried to eat it.

We had two, first one wouldn't put down a tennis ball long enough to eat, second one figured if you throw a ball, you must not want it, where's the food?

[JJVP]

I just saw a not so nice looking guy driving a not so nice looking vehicle with the bumper sticker that said:
Heavily Armed
Easily "Made Mad" I changed it to "made mad" to keep this family friendly.

I can only imagine a LEO stopping this guy for a traffic infraction and seeing that bumper sticker. Pray he doesn't have a CHL.

I saw a dumber one. It said "Obama/Biden 08"

[74novaman]

I just saw a not so nice looking guy driving a not so nice looking vehicle with the bumper sticker that said:
Heavily Armed
Easily "Made Mad" I changed it to "made mad" to keep this family friendly.

I can only imagine a LEO stopping this guy for a traffic infraction and seeing that bumper sticker. Pray he doesn't have a CHL.

I saw a dumber one. It said "Obama/Biden 08"

So true!!!!!

Edit: The only thing dumber than an Obama '08 sicker is an Obama '12 sticker.

08 I can almost excuse if you only listened to mainstream media and got sucked up into the hype.

4 years later if you still haven't figured it out I don't know what to tell ya.

[urnoodle]

I'm not a fan of bumper stickers but the best one I've seen is;

[tommyg]

I Saw a really bad one " I Have P.M.S. and A Hand Gun"

[terryg]

I saw this one today.

[powerboatr]

Its not a hard and fast rule, but I've found that a good general rule is less bumper stickers=less crazy.

1 or 0 bumper stickers=normal folk

2-3 stickers=a little eccentric, but probably fine

4-8 stickers=believes in at LEAST 1 crackpot theory, and may tend to mumble to themselves

9 or more= should be institutionalized.

Edit: Strangely enough, this works for "number of cats owned" as well.

oh crap I am eccentric
"built ford tough without your tax dollars" and a disabled veterans sticker all on the rear window
our CHL instructor also stressed to not have protected by s&w and any other firearm related decals, or a nra sticker, nra on eis easy...i wont join em, to many odd political support issues (Harry Reid) for one