Can you spare some money for gas?

[JJVP]

An emergency layover in Syria's capital was bad enough. Then passengers on Air France Flight 562 were asked to open their wallets to check if they had enough cash to pay for more fuel.

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[SATX-Scrub]

Was this guy outside the cockpit with a charge card machine?



Sorry, first thing I thought of.

[9mmfan]

That actually made me laugh out loud. The picture, not the situation. He's not gonna make any money without a squeegee.

[Pawpaw]

You'll Know It's a No-Frills Airline If:

They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.

All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.

You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."

No movie. Don't need one.

Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

(Shamelessly stolen from another forum.)