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One of the Tweeters I follow on Twitter is Marko Kloos (Munchkin Wrangler blog, and the real author of "Why the Gun is Civilization"). This morning, I found the following tweet in my inbox:

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032)
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032)
2,380 of 2,447 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars A presidential candidate's choice is the choice for me As a woman, I'm not adept at making decisions that concern me. So when I need the right…
A sample of some of the reviews of this product:
3,091 of 3,143 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Changing my tune
I was originally going to rate this only 1 star. You see, I'm a big girl and I can only squeeze about 53% of myself into this binder. But then I decided that I'm not going to worry about the other 47%.
6,748 of 6,908 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars One Missing Bit of Information You Might Want To Know
For any of you who might be considering, like me, purchasing this binder based on the reviews, let me just point out one glaring omission: While this is a lovely, multi-purpose binder, IT DOES NOT COME WITH WOMEN. Presumably one is expected to find women on one's own, or contact women's groups who are supposedly eager to help stock your empty binder with women...
Isn't it weird how a simple reference to a binder full of pages about qualified female candidates for jobs in a state governor's administration would be made into such a big deal by liberals? That's what happens when you've got nothing else to offer.
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