Things you just can't make up.....

[The Annoyed Man]

http://gawker.com/5964656/why-did-linds ... pular=true

I'm not surprised at anything that comes out of Lindsay Lohan anymore, but the thing that occurs to me is this: "Why didn't the psychic see it coming and duck?"

Feeling overwhelmed with the rash of Lohan coverage that has broken out all over the media since yesterday? That's how Lindsay Lohan feels all the time, she's so overwhelmed, can everyone just stop talking, she's feeling really overwhelmed right now, she needs a cigarette, will everyone just SHUT UP?

The revelations came fast and furious, and the details were as crazy as if the story had been composed via Mad Lib: After attending a [JUSTIN BIEBER] concert, Lindsay Lohan [PUNCHED] a [PSYCHIC].

..........[SNIP].........

The psychic reportedly met with attorney Gloria Allred today, so really, things are just starting to get good.

I just want to make it clear, I do NOT normally follow or pay attention to the Lindsay Lohan train wreck, but my wife ran across this headline this morning while reading news headlines and she told me about it. We both laughed pretty hard at the psychic and didn't spend 5 seconds talking about Lohan because..........well, because her behavior is no longer surprising. But a psychic who doesn't know to get out of the way of a punch, now THAT's worth talking about. Gloria Allred's involvement is just bonus points.

Anybody else got any good off the wall stories?

[VMI77]

http://gawker.com/5964656/why-did-linds ... pular=true

I'm not surprised at anything that comes out of Lindsay Lohan anymore, but the thing that occurs to me is this: "Why didn't the psychic see it coming and duck?"

Feeling overwhelmed with the rash of Lohan coverage that has broken out all over the media since yesterday? That's how Lindsay Lohan feels all the time, she's so overwhelmed, can everyone just stop talking, she's feeling really overwhelmed right now, she needs a cigarette, will everyone just SHUT UP?

The revelations came fast and furious, and the details were as crazy as if the story had been composed via Mad Lib: After attending a [JUSTIN BIEBER] concert, Lindsay Lohan [PUNCHED] a [PSYCHIC].

..........[SNIP].........

The psychic reportedly met with attorney Gloria Allred today, so really, things are just starting to get good.

I just want to make it clear, I do NOT normally follow or pay attention to the Lindsay Lohan train wreck, but my wife ran across this headline this morning while reading news headlines and she told me about it. We both laughed pretty hard at the psychic and didn't spend 5 seconds talking about Lohan because..........well, because her behavior is no longer surprising. But a psychic who doesn't know to get out of the way of a punch, now THAT's worth talking about. Gloria Allred's involvement is just bonus points.

Anybody else got any good off the wall stories?

This is off the wall.....I happened to come across some celebrity website the other day (linking from Drudge to another article) and saw a list of celebs they claimed are Republican/Conservative. Among the usual Clint Eastwood and Bruce Willis (who was quoted as saying he hates the government), were: Brittney Spears, Jessica Simpson, one of the Baldwin brothers (Stephen, not Alec obviously), Adam Sandler, 50 Cent, and, wait for it.....Lindsay Lohan.

Can't find that link now, but just doing some searching found several links confirming Jessica Simpson, 50 Cent, Adam Sandler, and Alice Cooper.

[Moby]

Unfortunately she purchased a puppy from me.
Done through an asistant. I found out after the fact with a letter of thanks.
Wonder what's going to happen to me dog when she goes to jail