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Eli Manning, Michael Vick and Tony Romo walk into a bar...

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... to watch the playoffs.

I hope I'm not dancing on sore toes here.

Tony Romo throws a beer bottle at the TV in anger.....



And it gets intercepted.

How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?



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You forgot big Ben!
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JALLEN wrote:... to watch the playoffs.

I hope I'm not dancing on sore toes here.

Tony Romo throws a beer bottle at the TV in anger.....



And it get intercepted.
That's great. I'm going to tell that tomorrow at work.
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JALLEN wrote:How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?
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I can only hope. Otherwise, he's going to turn out to be nothing more than another Dan Marino. A great quarterback with a whole lot of records, but didn't win anything. Has he even won one playoff game?
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nice..being a charger fan I really like it!
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This joke has been going around my circles, but it has a different punch line...

Eli Manning, Michael Vick and Tony Romo walk into a bar...

To watch Robert Griffin play in the playoffs.


Talk about an amazing rookie class... you have those guys and Big Ben sitting at home while 3 rookies, Luck, Griffin, and Wilson are all playing in the playoffs.

I think this last class of QB's will be comparable to the 1985 class that gave us Marino, Elway, and Kelly.
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You forgot Matt Schaub!
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Scott in Houston wrote:This joke has been going around my circles, but it has a different punch line...

Eli Manning, Michael Vick and Tony Romo walk into a bar...

To watch Robert Griffin play in the playoffs.


Talk about an amazing rookie class... you have those guys and Big Ben sitting at home while 3 rookies, Luck, Griffin, and Wilson are all playing in the playoffs.

I think this last class of QB's will be comparable to the 1985 class that gave us Marino, Elway, and Kelly.
And Kaepernick is only in his second year with the Niners.
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Maybe but Manning the master will school them this year. Go Broncos.

Oh, by the way, his correct name is Can't Throw Romo.
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RPBrown wrote:Maybe but Manning the master will school them this year. Go Broncos.

Oh, by the way, his correct name is Can't Throw Romo.
He can throw. He can throw just like I can hit a golf ball. I can hit it hard and it will go a long way, but where it will end up is anyone's guess.
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Scott in Houston wrote:This joke has been going around my circles, but it has a different punch line...

Eli Manning, Michael Vick and Tony Romo walk into a bar...

To watch Robert Griffin play in the playoffs.


Talk about an amazing rookie class... you have those guys and Big Ben sitting at home while 3 rookies, Luck, Griffin, and Wilson are all playing in the playoffs.

I think this last class of QB's will be comparable to the 1985 class that gave us Marino, Elway, and Kelly.
Kelly?
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Jim Kelly

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Purplehood wrote:
Scott in Houston wrote:This joke has been going around my circles, but it has a different punch line...

Eli Manning, Michael Vick and Tony Romo walk into a bar...

To watch Robert Griffin play in the playoffs.


Talk about an amazing rookie class... you have those guys and Big Ben sitting at home while 3 rookies, Luck, Griffin, and Wilson are all playing in the playoffs.

I think this last class of QB's will be comparable to the 1985 class that gave us Marino, Elway, and Kelly.
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Scott in Houston wrote:
Purplehood wrote:
Scott in Houston wrote:This joke has been going around my circles, but it has a different punch line...

Eli Manning, Michael Vick and Tony Romo walk into a bar...

To watch Robert Griffin play in the playoffs.


Talk about an amazing rookie class... you have those guys and Big Ben sitting at home while 3 rookies, Luck, Griffin, and Wilson are all playing in the playoffs.

I think this last class of QB's will be comparable to the 1985 class that gave us Marino, Elway, and Kelly.
Kelly?
Jim Kelly ... Buff BIlls QB who took them to 3 (I think?) super bowls, but never won one.
Probably why I couldn't remember him.

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