Funniest thing you will read today, about dogs.

[philip964]

If you have every owned or loved a dog this will be the funniest thing you will read in a long time.

Its a cartoon. The writer has obviously had a dog.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[S_3]

It's very funny if you know dogs but it should have a NSFW warning.

[RottenApple]

Love it! Every word in there is true.

[i8godzilla]

It made me laugh!

Your dog(s) love you more than your mate. To prove it lock both in separate closets, come back a couple of hours later and see who is happy and excited to see you.

[philip964]

It's very funny if you know dogs but it should have a NSFW warning.

Sorry, yes there are written bad words.

He has a book out on cats. How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you or some thing like that.

Here is his cartoon on cats who he portrays as serial killers.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[jimlongley]

I can answer how you tell if your cat is plotting to kill you, if it's alive, it's plotting to kill you.

[C-dub]

Mrs. dub laughed several times and only rolled her eyes a couple of times.

[wheelgun1958]

Thanks for helping me waste a couple of hours.

[surprise_i'm_armed]

Dogs have family.

Cats have staff.

SIA

[G26ster]

Dog and cat diaries

http://www.flycatfly.com/cat-and-dog-diary" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[The Annoyed Man]

Wifey and I laughed all the way through.

[sjfcontrol]

Thanks for helping me waste a couple of hours.

Recommendation: http://www.ewrd.com/ewrd/index.asp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[powerboatr]

that is pretty funny
sort of makes a Monday afternoon seem closer to friday

[xb12s]

My wife and I laughed out loud for several minutes while reading that. Good stuff.