Cookie cake anyone?

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Cookie cake anyone?

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http://kdfw.m0bl.net/r/1f8gll
Man accused of attacking dad with cookie cake
A 44-year-old Louisiana man is facing charges after deputies say he hit his father with a cookie cake.
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I have always said that anything we have around us can be used as a weapon in an emergency. I never considered utilizing an assault cookie.

Now they will want limits on how many cookies we can have in our possession at one time.
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Heaven forbid that you load them with hi capacity chocolate chips
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RPBrown wrote:Heaven forbid that you load them with hi calorie chocolate chips
The NY version.
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This could put a financial strain on Girl Scout Cookie sales..
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Jcubed wrote:This could put a financial strain on Girl Scout Cookie sales..
They are a paramilitary organization anyway. Best we reel them in now. It is probably an internet rumor but I hear that they actually let those innocent children play with fire.
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The Marines teach that anything can be a weapon...but this takes the cake!
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