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10 men at the bar

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Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100…

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…
  • The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
  • The fifth would pay $1.
  • The sixth would pay $3.
  • The seventh would pay $7.
  • The eighth would pay $12.
  • The ninth would pay $18.
  • The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.
  • So the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
  • The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
  • The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
  • The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
  • The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
  • The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,”but he got $10!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important; they didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

Taking notice of this was a Chinese man at the end of the bar who said “I could loan you difference.”
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Jumping Frog wrote:Taking notice of this was a Chinese man at the end of the bar who said “I could loan you difference.”
"rlol" A timely twist to an old joke.
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Love the joke. Hate the reality that makes it funny.
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That's beautiful "rlol" and sad :sad: .
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I guess I missed the joke. I thought this was an analysis of liberal economic policy.
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MasterOfNone wrote:I guess I missed the joke. I thought this was an analysis of liberal economic policy.
It absolutely is..........which would be funny if it weren't so dagummed pathetic.
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MasterOfNone wrote:I guess I missed the joke. I thought this was an analysis of liberal economic policy.
More accurately it's an illumination of the perversion that is the progressive tax code. It only works until you take too much from the ones who really pay the bill.
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I'm trying to look up this bill online but can't find it. Which Democrat proposed it? :)
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Margaret Thatcher had observed that the problem with socialism is that pretty soon you run out of other peoples' money.
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hillfighter wrote:
Jumping Frog wrote:Taking notice of this was a Chinese man at the end of the bar who said “I could loan you difference.”
"rlol" A timely twist to an old joke.

Joke? What joke?
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