Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard!

[Syntyr]

When Chuck Norris shaves his beard trimmings become a new Saqsquatch

[Syntyr]

Chuck Norris shaves his beard by kicking himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris

[Syntyr]

The Bermuda Triangle gets lost in Chuck Noris's beard.

[G26ster]

Lemme save ya'll some time

Chuck Norris' Beard

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[The Annoyed Man]

One of my favorites: There is a portal in Chuck Norris' beard that opens to Mr. T's mohawk.

[Zoo]

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We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.

Samson has been shorn of his hair. The sky is falling!

Now he looks more like Nick Nolte's mugshot than Walker Texas Ranger.

[baldeagle]

I wonder how many razors he went through.....

He didn't use a razor. He simply told the beard to leave and it did.

[The Annoyed Man]

I wonder how many razors he went through.....

He didn't use a razor. He simply told the beard to leave and it did.

I don't know that I'm buying that. If Chuck Norris's beard told Chuck Norris to leave......he might. It's kind of a "what came first, the egg or the T-Rex?" kind of thing.

[The Annoyed Man]

When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.

[Keith B]

When monsters go to bed at night, they check under their bed for Chuck Norris.

[Kythas]

There's no such thing as evolution. There are only the animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.

[G26ster]

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't rise, the Earth moves down.

[03Lightningrocks]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[brainman]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. And the dark is afraid of him.

[psijac]

Chuck Norris once went back in time to stop the Assassination of JFK. He deflected the bullets using just his beard. Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement.