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German Engineering
How to trim grass along the highway, and other tasks...
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=L3j6HaAieEU[/youtube]
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=L3j6HaAieEU[/youtube]
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Re: German Engineering
Neat machines....
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Re: German Engineering
We used to have a decent substitute for those that cost a lot less, Chain Gangs!
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Re: German Engineering
Yeah, but those were painted orange, not red.jimlongley wrote:We used to have a decent substitute for those that cost a lot less, Chain Gangs!

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Re: German Engineering
[url][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tffQDWKRtqM/url]
The above link is to a 15 second video of another form of German engineering (Brewski edition). :-)
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The above link is to a 15 second video of another form of German engineering (Brewski edition). :-)
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Re: German Engineering
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOZ!sjfcontrol wrote:How to trim grass along the highway, and other tasks...
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=L3j6HaAieEU[/youtube]
I tried to watch the video, and an error message came up. So I clicked to open it in YouTube's site and here's what came up:
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A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
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Re: German Engineering
works when I click on it...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqZO-xURLqc
More German Engineering
EDIT - Change Herman to German - DOHHHH Silly little phone screen!
More German Engineering
EDIT - Change Herman to German - DOHHHH Silly little phone screen!

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Re: German Engineering
Nice.surprise_i'm_armed wrote:[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=tffQDWKRtqM[/youtube]
The above link is to a 15 second video of another form of German engineering (Brewski edition). :-)
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Re: German Engineering
Cool.
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Re: German Engineering
Sawing at the wheel too much.jmra wrote:Cool.
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Re: German Engineering
Yeah, it does now. But YouTube was having some kind of server issue at 2:30 this morning when I tried to watch it.sjfcontrol wrote:works when I click on it...
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Re: German Engineering
Rear engine Porsches are famous for being tail happy at the outer performance limits, and that sawing at the wheel is what it takes in those particular cars to keep reeling the back end back into line. Other cars do it too, but the weight of the rear engine, a large part of which is aft of the rear axle, makes the tendency more pronounced than in mid-engine or front-engine cars. Front-engine cars tend to understeer and push the front end, and so you have to deliberately spin the back tires to get the back end crossed up and stepped out a little bit to tighten up the turn. Mid-engine cars tend to be perfectly balanced. Rear engine cars tend to oversteer and lose the rear end easily, and so you're in a constant state of countersteering at the limits to offset the rear swinging out. The problem is that countersteering demands even more throttle application to keep the back end tracking outside the countersteered front end, and then while you're under throttle, the front end gets light and starts to push, which in turn requires more tail antics and aggressive steering techniques. So Porsches are known to produce these long lurid slides in which the driver is constantly sawing back and forth between countersteering and oversteering to keep back end tracking and the weight balanced between front and rear.jimlongley wrote:Sawing at the wheel too much.jmra wrote:Cool.
You tend not to see it as much during an actual race because racing in traffic causes speeds to drop a bit as there is less room to maneuver in, and the drivers get more cautious in order avoid collisions. But on an open track day in perfect weather like in this video, with no other cars in the way, the driver can use the track edge to edge, and cornering speeds are a lot higher......hence the long smokey slides. The same driver in the same conditions in a different car would likely produce less drama.
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Re: German Engineering
Remember reading about 30 years ago an article in one of the car mags. Made the point that CA had the most Porsches of any states, and since the majority of them were purchased by doctors, dentists, and lawyers who had no clue how to handle tail-heavy oversteer, fully 70% of them had crashed going backwards.The Annoyed Man wrote:Rear engine Porsches are famous for being tail happy at the outer performance limits, and that sawing at the wheel is what it takes in those particular cars to keep reeling the back end back into line. Other cars do it too, but the weight of the rear engine, a large part of which is aft of the rear axle, makes the tendency more pronounced than in mid-engine or front-engine cars. Front-engine cars tend to understeer and push the front end, and so you have to deliberately spin the back tires to get the back end crossed up and stepped out a little bit to tighten up the turn. Mid-engine cars tend to be perfectly balanced. Rear engine cars tend to oversteer and lose the rear end easily, and so you're in a constant state of countersteering at the limits to offset the rear swinging out. The problem is that countersteering demands even more throttle application to keep the back end tracking outside the countersteered front end, and then while you're under throttle, the front end gets light and starts to push, which in turn requires more tail antics and aggressive steering techniques. So Porsches are known to produce these long lurid slides in which the driver is constantly sawing back and forth between countersteering and oversteering to keep back end tracking and the weight balanced between front and rear.jimlongley wrote:Sawing at the wheel too much.jmra wrote:Cool.
You tend not to see it as much during an actual race because racing in traffic causes speeds to drop a bit as there is less room to maneuver in, and the drivers get more cautious in order avoid collisions. But on an open track day in perfect weather like in this video, with no other cars in the way, the driver can use the track edge to edge, and cornering speeds are a lot higher......hence the long smokey slides. The same driver in the same conditions in a different car would likely produce less drama.

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Re: German Engineering
Well played! Better description than I have ever given regarding this! Well Played!The Annoyed Man wrote:
Rear engine Porsches are famous for being tail happy at the outer performance limits, and that sawing at the wheel is what it takes in those particular cars to keep reeling the back end back into line. Other cars do it too, but the weight of the rear engine, a large part of which is aft of the rear axle, makes the tendency more pronounced than in mid-engine or front-engine cars. Front-engine cars tend to understeer and push the front end, and so you have to deliberately spin the back tires to get the back end crossed up and stepped out a little bit to tighten up the turn. Mid-engine cars tend to be perfectly balanced. Rear engine cars tend to oversteer and lose the rear end easily, and so you're in a constant state of countersteering at the limits to offset the rear swinging out. The problem is that countersteering demands even more throttle application to keep the back end tracking outside the countersteered front end, and then while you're under throttle, the front end gets light and starts to push, which in turn requires more tail antics and aggressive steering techniques. So Porsches are known to produce these long lurid slides in which the driver is constantly sawing back and forth between countersteering and oversteering to keep back end tracking and the weight balanced between front and rear.
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