The Wife of Your Dreams...

[JJVP]

..or should I say, nightmares.

Wife hires hitman to kill husband

A woman from Keyport, N.J. is accused of trying to hire a hitman to kill her husband. It ended up being an undercover cop.

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[jayinsat]

I don't get it. Is there a craigslist for hitmen? How do you find someone to do the job?

Do these people never watch any news or CSI shows? The "Hitman" you're interviewing is ALWAYS an undercover agent. ALWAYS.

SMH

[tonzofphun]

Were they able to arrest her for just the solicitation by itself or does there need to be a payment made before the bust?

If it's the latter, they got her with the $100 down payment.

[sjfcontrol]

Married people should always do their own wet-work. Don't ask me how I know...

[SQLGeek]

I joke with my wife this is why she watches those "Snapped" shows on Oxygen so that when she finally decides to get rid of me, it'll be the perfect crime.

That said, if I ever disappear. Please call the police.

[blackdog8200]

Were they able to arrest her for just the solicitation by itself or does there need to be a payment made before the bust?

If it's the latter, they got her with the $100 down payment.

Chapter 15 Texas penal code.....
15.02 criminal conspiracy
15.03 criminal solicitation

These are preparatory offenses...... Ie solicitation of prostitution is a crime, not requiring the actual exchange of money. Just the agreement to an act for money is the crime. Just in this cas it would be a felony count. Conspiracy to commit capital murder.
Inal

[blackdog8200]

I joke with my wife this is why she watches those "Snapped" shows on Oxygen so that when she finally decides to get rid of me, it'll be the perfect crime.

That said, if I ever disappear. Please call the police.

Remember the dentist that was cheating on his wife.....got run over a few times in the hotel parking lot?
They said it made a "blump blump" sound when she did it.
My wife says that was justifiable homicide...
Just sayin, the women on your wife's jury might be of the same mind
Whenever I do something she doesn't like...she says blump blump and gives me that look.....

[Oldgringo]

Are there no signals that one spouse wants to 'off' the other spouse? IOW, how dumb is dumb?

[blackdog8200]

Are there no signals that one spouse wants to 'off' the other spouse? IOW, how dumb is dumb?

"honey, I think we need more life insurance..."

[sjfcontrol]

Are there no signals that one spouse wants to 'off' the other spouse? IOW, how dumb is dumb?

"honey, I think YOU need more life insurance..."

Fixed it!

[karder]

My wife has already told me that if she ever kills me it will be by poisoning me. She claims I will not throw anything away in the fridge and will eat something no matter how funny it smells or tastes.

Her: "Honey don't eat that, it smells like poison!"

Me: "It's fine".

It's funny because it is true.

[BigGuy]

There's a case going on right now in Fouke Arkansas, just down the road from Texarkana.