US Park Police investigating vandalism at Lincoln Memorial

[iAmSam]

It's a conspiracy I tell you!

It isn't paint, but blood. Alien blood!

I heard from a friend who works in a local gas station in Roswell that there was a lot of activity recently. A small plane was seen departing Area 51. Not a normal commuter of workers.

A cousin of a friend of my sister's gynecologist, who works at Area 51 days that a group of "residents" were allowed to take a trip to the nation's capitol as part of a repatriation program. According to sources there a fight broke out between two of these individuals. One alien pulled a shiv, a prohibited item in area 51, and fatally attacked the other.

It's not clear what the argument was about. The attacker is claiming self defense, stating that the victim had spat on him. Further investigation gives credence to this claim as the victim is purportedly from the planet Ganeska, and everyone knows that Ganeskans have acid for saliva.

If I hear more, I will keep you all updated.

Spock says it's illogical to blame this on illegal aliens.

[JJVP]

Holder will probably indict Zimmerman for this. We all know he is a racist and was mad at Lincoln for freeing the slaves.

[Jason K]

We are talking about Abraham Lincoln, here.....a little paint on his statue is far less than the Aggressor-In-Chief of the War Of Northern Aggression deserves....

It appears to be a drive by with a paint gun from the pictures. Paint on the steps with elevation correction to the top. I hope they are found and punished.

[bizarrenormality]

Serial vandal or copycat? http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... m/2597167/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;