Gunbroker tempting me...

[Topbuilder]

"its not the killin that hurts, its the lack of supper, lack of companionship, the looks of anger directed at you and the dirty clothes and no dishes and so on and so forth, you are taking your life into your won hands, please choose wisely"

You people need to man up...
And do it the way I do it. I only charge a portion of the purchase on credit card and use cash to pay the rest. Soo, my last AR purchase only got me $380 worth of grief...

[Maxwell]

...ghostly voice...

Aaannnddyyy... This is the ghost of the original 1911... Buy it... buuuuyyy iiit noooowwww.....

[RJGold]

My standard answer if my wife asks me "how many guns (or guitars) do you need?"

"Just one more baby, just one more..."

[Blindref757]

If she comes at you too hard (and you are in fear for your life), you'll have a shiny new gun to use to protect yourself!!! Buy it!!!

[J Wilson]

Just show her one of these and go ahead and buy it

[AlaskanInTexas]

My strategy is to give the impression that my arsenal has finite needs, and that I am only one or two guns away from finally filling all the holes. It gives her hope that one day it will be over. Unfortunately, with each gun purchase I discover at least two more hitherto unseen holes that need plugging. Kind of like the Hydra.

[SQLGeek]

My strategy is to give the impression that my arsenal has finite needs, and that I am only one or two guns away from finally filling all the holes. It gives her hope that one day it will be over. Unfortunately, with each gun purchase I discover at least two more hitherto unseen holes that need plugging. Kind of like the Hydra.

This works the opposite way with scrapbooking supplies...just a heads up.

[old farmer]

My standard answer if my wife asks me "how many guns (or guitars) do you need?"

"Just one more baby, just one more..."

"Just one less than your shoes.."

[Jumping Frog]

I found it creates less marital stress now when I don't blame my wife for depriving myself of a purchase. I blame Dave Ramsey instead!

[Excaliber]

My standard answer if my wife asks me "how many guns (or guitars) do you need?"

"Just one more baby, just one more..."

"Just one less than your shoes.."

If you're going to use that line, I'd suggest doing it from behind solid cover......

[strider67]

1. Buy the gun.
2. If she asks how much you spent, tell her "Don't worry about it."

That's how I do it in my...Oh dang, here she comes...

[chasfm11]

All this time and noone has posted Andy C's obituary? I only see two possibilities - either your guys are falling down on the job or she hasn't caught up with him yet. There was no way he wasn't going to buy the gun.

[puma guy]

Didn't get it.

Friday afternoon we got some pretty bad news from my wife's doc, so the pistol is now totally irrelevant.

Sorry to hear that, Andy. Prayers for your wife and you as well.

[strider67]

Didn't get it.

Friday afternoon we got some pretty bad news from my wife's doc, so the pistol is now totally irrelevant.

Sorry to hear that, Andy. Prayers for your wife and you as well.

Indeed, prayers sent...