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You might be quite surprised ....Most of us know of the comparable relationship between Lincoln and Kennedy; but have you ever considered the comparisons between President Obama and Lincoln?

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration.
Obama used the very same Bible Lincoln used, for his inauguration.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois.
Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature.
Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President.
Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.
Obama is highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.

7. Abraham Lincoln was a tall, skinny lawyer.
Barack Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln held to basic Conservative and Christian views.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln volunteered in the Illinois militia; once as a captain, twice as a private.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln firmly believed in able persons carrying their own weight.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln was undeniably, and without any doubt, born in the United States.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was honest - so honest that he was called 'Honest Abe'.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln preserved the United States as a strong nation, respected by the world.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

14. Lincoln showed his obvious respect for the flag, U. S. Constitution, and the military.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

Really amazing coincidences ! ! !
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Hey, hey, hey!

I used to be a tall skinny lawyer, so skinny in fact that the other lawyers in San Diego would tease me because my pin striped suits only had 5 stripes.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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JALLEN wrote:Hey, hey, hey!

I used to be a tall skinny lawyer, so skinny in fact that the other lawyers in San Diego would tease me because my pin striped suits only had 5 stripes.
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Wrong kind of stripes, but that does look like JAllen...
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:iagree: :smilelol5: "rlol"
brhalltx wrote:Wrong kind of stripes, but that does look like JAllen...
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brhalltx wrote:Wrong kind of stripes, but that does look like JAllen...
JAllen's avatar is actually a picture of him? I always thought it was Noble Willingham (CD from "Walker, Texas Ranger"), or perhaps Wilford Brimley.

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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000979/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:evil2:

WAIT A MINUTE -- That IS Wilford Brimley -- It's the same picture in the above link!
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sjfcontrol wrote:[

WAIT A MINUTE -- That IS Wilford Brimley -- It's the same picture in the above link!
You didn't realize that until about a year ago, I used to get calls to do Wilford Brimley's nude scenes? :shock: :coolgleamA:

Either because I have lost significant weight or maybe because Brimley doesn't get many nude scenes these days, or both, the calls seem to have stopped.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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JALLEN wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:[

WAIT A MINUTE -- That IS Wilford Brimley -- It's the same picture in the above link!
You didn't realize that until about a year ago, I used to get calls to do Wilford Brimley's nude scenes? :shock: :coolgleamA:

Either because I have lost significant weight or maybe because Brimley doesn't get many nude scenes these days, or both, the calls seem to have stopped.
I also didn't know he was a bodyguard for Howard Hughes. :smilelol5:
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Thanks Pawpaw. I'm stealing this and emailing it to a few friends.
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