How to react?

[JALLEN]

The club is real and Olson is the President. http://www.londonderryfishandgameclub.org/

Litchfield NH

[chasfm11]

My gut reaction is that it is a fake. By that I mean that some prankster wrote it and used fictitious information.

But the curiosity side of me wonders. I wonder what searches on Spokeo, My Space and the other myriad Internet sources would show about that name. If that search showed that there was a legitimate person by that name with proper addresses, it is still not a guarantee that it wasn't the equivalent of "SWATing" where some idiot makes a phone call to police which causes them to respond on some poor unsuspecting soul.

Assuming it is real, my response it to chuckle. I always get a lot of enjoyment out of someone getting their drawers in a bunch when I exercise my Constitutional rights.

I looked at a number or research sites , as well as social media.. either that guys name is fake or he lives off the grid. (a third option is I suck at research)

I doubt that you suck at research. He may live off the grid and it would take a lot more digging to find him but it is still possible. I'm just not willing to spend the time. I still lean toward your first idea - at least the name is a fake.

We have a family that is harassing our neighbors. The police have gone to that family and threatened them with arrest if they continue to request police response on things that they have been told are not illegal. So now they go to one of the few pay phones left in our area and make their calls to the police anonymously. It seems that some of the people who moan about things like gun ranges are unwilling to identify themselves. I wonder why.

[Tic Tac]

Dear Sir,

If you would kindly refrain from setting foot on our property, that should reduce the number of "simpletons" significantly.

DVC,
Tic Tac

[threoh8]

Hold a benefit trap shoot for him, and buy him a bus ticket with the proceeds.

[Dadtodabone]

My gut reaction is that it is a fake. By that I mean that some prankster wrote it and used fictitious information.

But the curiosity side of me wonders. I wonder what searches on Spokeo, My Space and the other myriad Internet sources would show about that name. If that search showed that there was a legitimate person by that name with proper addresses, it is still not a guarantee that it wasn't the equivalent of "SWATing" where some idiot makes a phone call to police which causes them to respond on some poor unsuspecting soul.

Assuming it is real, my response it to chuckle. I always get a lot of enjoyment out of someone getting their drawers in a bunch when I exercise my Constitutional rights.

I looked at a number or research sites , as well as social media.. either that guys name is fake or he lives off the grid. (a third option is I suck at research)

I'm sure it's satire. The supposed "professional poet" was unable to correctly spell his own name, either in the addy or his signature line.
There is a Michael Vincent Miller, who does relationship counseling and has been on "Oprah!".

[MotherBear]

I would suggest giving him a copy of something like "How to Win Friends and Influence People." Obviously his persuasive skills need some work. Tell him he can come have a chat when he's learned how to a) make a reasonable request b) without insulting everyone associated with the party of whom he's asking a favor.

[MoJo]

Semd hm some ear plugs along with directions how to use them.

[SewTexas]

I do love folks who move into places then gripe about what's around there, be they gun ranges, airports or malls.....

gotta have something to gripe about.

[nyj]

That was downright insulting, and probably coming from some pansy-footed doofus wearing women's yoga pants. I'd ask him what his meditating schedule was, then proceed to make as much noise as possible during those times.

[ddstuder]

If he requires "complete" silence, I wonder how the gets the birds to hush.

He needs to write a letter to the Audubon Society next!

[sjfcontrol]

I would suggest giving him a copy of something like "How to Win Friends and Influence People." Obviously his persuasive skills need some work. Tell him he can come have a chat when he's learned how to a) make a reasonable request b) without insulting everyone associated with the party of whom he's asking a favor.

Give him a free "non-violent Dispute Resolution" class. Then point out he seems to be stuck in "child" state.

[Syntyr]

I think you should promptly hold a class III machine gun shoot. Also if able include some tannerite!

[Oldgringo]

Idiot! They migrate to another area and try to change the culture that has existed before them.

...and/or make 'things' like they are where they came from. Can you say "Colorado" and/or "Austin" ?

[jmra]

I can't imagine the letter being the real deal, but if it was and I was the recipient, I would respond by sending the guy a suppository.

[krieghoff]

I can't imagine the letter being the real deal, but if it was and I was the recipient, I would respond by sending the guy a suppository.

Now that is funny!!