Darwin award nominee in Arizona?

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Darwin award nominee in Arizona?

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This would have been an enjoyable case to work :rolll
One man in Glendale, Arizona left behind his own severed finger at the scene of a crime. It all started after a worker for an air conditioning business contacted law enforcement to inform them that a person had attempted to steal copper wiring from his truck.
The finger was scooped up and seized as evidence. Forensic investigators were able to get a fingerprint from the specimen. The suspect was named as 29-year-old Joshua Goverman, who was quickly arrested.

http://www.fugitive.com/2013/11/01/man- ... ideo-here/
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Only eligible for Honorable Mention...Darwin winners must die to prove Darwinian theory that Natural Selection is always present!
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Blindref757 wrote:Only eligible for Honorable Mention...Darwin winners must die to prove Darwinian theory that Natural Selection is always present!
Unless you're a liberal... :grumble

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Blindref757 wrote:Only eligible for Honorable Mention...Darwin winners must die to prove Darwinian theory that Natural Selection is always present!
They don't have to die, only remove themselves from the gene pool before they reproduce. Certain... "accidents"... can lead to removal of the ability, yet still be survivable. :biggrinjester:

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No way! :smilelol5:

Left your finger behind? "rlol"
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JSThane wrote:
Blindref757 wrote:Only eligible for Honorable Mention...Darwin winners must die to prove Darwinian theory that Natural Selection is always present!
They don't have to die, only remove themselves from the gene pool before they reproduce. Certain... "accidents"... can lead to removal of the ability, yet still be survivable. :biggrinjester:

Plaxico carry is a big no-no. :evil2:
Ah Yes! Shame on me for forgetting that!
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