Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard!

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Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul.


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I like this one

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:tiphat: Well played, Sir.


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Keith B wrote:I like this one

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The Annoyed Man wrote:One of my favorites: There is a portal in Chuck Norris' beard that opens to Mr. T's mohawk.
If Chuck Norris and Mr. T entered the same building at once, said building would explode, no building can contain so much awesomeness.
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Remember Kim Jung Un, he was threatening us two weeks ago.

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Does it match the drapes?
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sunny beach wrote:Does it match the drapes?
I don't know if that particular bear had a relatives or not. :biggrinjester:
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Just looking at the photo image, Mr. Norris does resemble, big time, a Mr. Tim Allen.

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saltydog452 wrote:Just looking at the photo image, Mr. Norris does resemble, big time, a Mr. Tim Allen.

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Or does the tool man resemble Chuck? :tiphat:
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C-dub wrote:
saltydog452 wrote:Just looking at the photo image, Mr. Norris does resemble, big time, a Mr. Tim Allen.

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Or does the tool man resemble Chuck? :tiphat:
You be the judge. ;-)

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Keith B wrote:I like this one

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