A Little Humor While Yall are waiting on the plastic
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glockoneniner
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A Little Humor While Yall are waiting on the plastic
Chelsea Clinton was having a chat with an American soldier. She asked, "What do you fear the most?" He replied, "Osama, Obama and Yo Mama!"
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Mike from Texas
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Heres another for ya.
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row,
with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the
agent, and shakes his head "no."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the
bat boy."
Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ok! If that is what the people want.
Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts
her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you JERK"
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering,
hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never
believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first
Pitch!"
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row,
with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the
agent, and shakes his head "no."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the
bat boy."
Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ok! If that is what the people want.
Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts
her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you JERK"
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering,
hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never
believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first
Pitch!"
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