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A joke

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An elderly lady was leaving the grocery store when she accosted by two thugs bent on stealing her purse. They approached her and barked, "Give us your purse, old woman."

She replied "Acts 2:45". One of the thugs took of running. The other turned and started running after him yelling, "Why are you running?"

"She's got an ax and 2 45s man. I ain't stickin' around!" he replied. :biggrinjester:
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Re: A joke

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They sold property and possessions to give to anyone who had need- Acts 2:45, had to look it up. :thumbs2:
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Re: A joke

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I think the ACTS 2:38 version of the joke is better.

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nyj wrote::roll:
He didn't say it was a good joke. :mrgreen:
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jmra wrote:
nyj wrote::roll:
He didn't say it was a good joke. :mrgreen:
Not "rlol" , but I got a good chuckle. :tiphat:
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Re: A joke

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WildBill wrote:
jmra wrote:
nyj wrote::roll:
He didn't say it was a good joke. :mrgreen:
Not "rlol" , but I got a good chuckle. :tiphat:
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