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Re: Saudi author advises on the proper way to beat your wife

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:04 pm
by texasgirl
dukalmighty wrote:If I tried to lightly beat my wife you would be able to tell from my two black eyes :boxing
Reminds me of this joke:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the thrid day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Texas gals. :txflag:

Re: Saudi author advises on the proper way to beat your wife

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:11 pm
by Sodbuster
Yes Ma'am I'm proud You brought that up. Nothing this side of Heaven DOES top Texas Femmes bar none. :tiphat:

Re: Saudi author advises on the proper way to beat your wife

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:05 am
by Oldgringo
When Mrs. Oldgringo and I decided to get our CHL's, I had a friend (I thought) opine that if he was me, he wouldn't teach Mrs. Oldgingo to shoot. "rlol"

This same friend also said that if he was me, he'd carry a gun. :headscratch