Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris

[DONT TREAD ON ME]

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

[terryg]

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

That's awesome.

[Hoi Polloi]

Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.

Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.

When someone fires a gun at Chuck Norris, the bullets dodge him.

[NOS]

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

That's awesome.

+1

[terryg]

More Chuck Norris humor:

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