Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris

terryg · Post by **terryg** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:43 pm

I guess a lot of you have seen this before - but this is the first time I have.

I searched and could not find a posting - sorry if it is a duplicate.

http://www.triggerthevote.org/landing/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A-R · Post by **A-R** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:35 pm

Randy, take a nap

cougartex · Post by **cougartex** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:28 pm

WildBill · Post by **WildBill** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:40 pm

Chuck Norris is a real kick!

Rokyudai · Post by **Rokyudai** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:27 pm

"Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. "

I can't take credit for that..... I love Chuck Norris Facts.

Rok

psijac · Post by **psijac** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:38 pm

Chuck Norris once traveled back in time and stopped the JFK assassination. The bullets merely bounce off his beard. Unfortunately Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement

NOS · Post by **NOS** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:43 am

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
and my personal favorite...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

canvasbck · Post by **canvasbck** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:48 am

Chuck Norris once gazed south with a very stern expression. Illegal immigration abruptly ceased until he averted his eyes.

NOS · Post by **NOS** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:45 am

canvasbck wrote:Chuck Norris once gazed south with a very stern expression. Illegal immigration abruptly ceased until he averted his eyes.

Maybe we should build a wall of Chuck Norris cardboard cutouts along the border!

BLG · Post by **BLG** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:54 pm

I registered !

Honest! I did!!

And I'm gonna vote,too!

pbwalker · Post by **pbwalker** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:19 pm

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's actually pushing the earth down.

pdubyoo · Post by **pdubyoo** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:27 pm

NOS wrote:
canvasbck wrote:Chuck Norris once gazed south with a very stern expression. Illegal immigration abruptly ceased until he averted his eyes.
Maybe we should build a wall of Chuck Norris cardboard cutouts along the border!

DONT TREAD ON ME · Post by **DONT TREAD ON ME** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:41 pm

Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Despite popular belief America is not a democracy, its a "Chucktatorship"

BLG · Post by **BLG** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:51 pm

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skub · Post by **skub** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:01 pm

Chuck Norris' tears cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.

When he was born the doctor tried to slap Chuck Norris, but was stopped by a roundhouse to the head.

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