Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:04 pm
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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That's awesome.
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Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:07 pm
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:04 am
Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
When someone fires a gun at Chuck Norris, the bullets dodge him.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
When someone fires a gun at Chuck Norris, the bullets dodge him.
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:44 am
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:23 pm
More Chuck Norris humor:
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