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The Annoyed Man wrote:I'm getting out of here before the ladies get wind of this thread!

Too late for me.... She is sitting next to me and reminded me of one of Tom Gresham's Intro's

(She always changes the words around slightly)

Our house is where:

The Woman is Fast,
The Children are accurate,
and I better mind my muzzle.

OK, Shhh she walked away, the only one I can add to the list above is

Every year they come out with a bright, shiny, new model and
there is nothing better than breaking in a new one.


She's back----I'm busted. You will find me in "The Dog House".

2up1down wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:I'm getting out of here before the ladies get wind of this thread!

Too late for me.... She is sitting next to me and reminded me of one of Tom Gresham's Intro's

(She always changes the words around slightly)

Our house is where:

The Woman is Fast,
The Children are accurate,
and I better mind my muzzle.

OK, Shhh she walked away, the only one I can add to the list above is

Every year they come out with a bright, shiny, new model and
there is nothing better than breaking in a new one.


She's back----I'm busted. You will find me in "The Dog House".

Tried to warn you! It's like they have a sixth sense or something.

Divided Attention wrote:You do realize this goes both ways....
Girls prefer guns over guys because.

All the reasons listed above and...

Guns don't leave the toilet seat up

Guns don't leave socks and underwear all over the floor.

I prefer the smell of a smoking gun...

Come on ladies there are more!

My bed gun sleeps on my cold hard night table. Even though she leaves the toilet seat down, Mrs. Oldgringo sleeps on the warm pillow beside me. Her gun is on her cold hard night table.

The rest of y'all do what you think is best...in your particular situation.

High Calibre Hottie wrote:Ya'll can have your fun boys, but remember, if "Momma ain't happy, Nobody's gonna be happy!"

I'm an adult and I don't live with my mommy anymore. Gracias a Dios!

Thanks to both sides for the great reminders why I live "alone" with my guns and dogs.

¿Qué? wrote:

Thanks to both sides for the great reminders why I live "alone" with my guns and dogs.

I'll second that!! German sheppards, and a ton of lead. now if only my guns, or dogs, could bring me another beer during a football game, I'd be set.

bigmoney wrote:

¿Qué? wrote:

Thanks to both sides for the great reminders why I live "alone" with my guns and dogs.

I'll second that!! German sheppards, and a ton of lead. now if only my guns, or dogs, could bring me another beer during a football game, I'd be set.

I'd have a lot better luck training either of my dogs to do that than getting my wife to do it.

Keith B wrote:

bigmoney wrote:

¿Qué? wrote:

Thanks to both sides for the great reminders why I live "alone" with my guns and dogs.

I'll second that!! German sheppards, and a ton of lead. now if only my guns, or dogs, could bring me another beer during a football game, I'd be set.

I'd have a lot better luck training either of my dogs to do that than getting my wife to do it.

Isn't that why we have kids?

bigmoney wrote:

¿Qué? wrote:

Thanks to both sides for the great reminders why I live "alone" with my guns and dogs.

I'll second that!! German sheppards, and a ton of lead. now if only my guns, or dogs, could bring me another beer during a football game, I'd be set.

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In view of the couple/few censures that I've received on this forum, I'm surprised this demeaning sexist thread has survived as long as it has.

Am I an old prude all of a sudden or do I appreciate Mrs. Oldgringo and all that she is and all that she does too much?

Oldgringo wrote:Am I an old prude all of a sudden or do I appreciate Mrs. Oldgringo and all that she is and all that she does too much?

That depends. Is she reading over your shoulder?

I am offended by this thread!

03Lightningrocks wrote:I am offended by this thread!

By which part? By the "Why men prefer guns over women" part or the "Why women prefer guns over men" part?