Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[PBratton]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women



And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

[Jasonw560]

[Katygunnut]

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

I don't know about you, but my guns and their accessories pretty much take up a full closet.

I agree on the rest, though.

[The Annoyed Man]

I'm getting out of here before the ladies get wind of this thread!

[jmra]

The only place our safe would fit was on the wife's side of the closet - still not sure how she bought into that. Maybe I just think those are my guns.

[Pug]

If this were true . . .

Then why are there more guns than wives for sale in the classifieds section of this forum???

[Jasonw560]

If this were true . . .

Then why are there more guns than wives for sale in the classifieds section of this forum???

Guns don't take half your stuff when you get rid of them.

[MasterOfNone]

If this were true . . .

Then why are there more guns than wives for sale in the classifieds section of this forum???

Guns don't take half your stuff when you get rid of them.

And there's a market for used guns.

[Katygunnut]

If this were true . . .

Then why are there more guns than wives for sale in the classifieds section of this forum???

More demand for guns = more transactions.

Plus, guns don't cost as much to get rid of, as already noted.

Lastly, there isn't a sub-forum available here where you can list wives for sale (unless they go in the accessories category).

[Divided Attention]

You do realize this goes both ways....
Girls prefer guns over guys because.

All the reasons listed above and...

Guns don't leave the toilet seat up

Guns don't leave socks and underwear all over the floor.

I prefer the smell of a smoking gun...

Come on ladies there are more!

[The Annoyed Man]

You do realize this goes both ways....
Girls prefer guns over guys because.

All the reasons listed above and...

Guns don't leave the toilet seat up

Guns don't leave socks and underwear all over the floor.

I prefer the smell of a smoking gun...

Come on ladies there are more!

I told you guys! Divided Attention, if you read my previous post, you'll know that I got gone before I could get in trouble. PLEASE tell The Annoyed Woman that I was a good boy. I do NOT want to go to the doghouse!
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts[/youtube]

[Divided Attention]

I was thinking, meant to add to my post, but got distracted (I know shocking)

TAM is the only one with any sense! He deserves a treat!

[Keith B]

TAM is the only one with any sense! He deserves a treat!

Throw him a bone (a Milk-bone).

[longhorn_92]

You do realize this goes both ways....
Girls prefer guns over guys because.

All the reasons listed above and...

Guns don't leave the toilet seat up

Guns don't leave socks and underwear all over the floor.

I prefer the smell of a smoking gun...

Come on ladies there are more!

I told you guys! Divided Attention, if you read my previous post, you'll know that I got gone before I could get in trouble. PLEASE tell The Annoyed Woman that I was a good boy. I do NOT want to go to the doghouse!
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts[/youtube]

Learn from the master! He got out of the Dog House...It's best we never enter that place!...

[surprise_i'm_armed]

Did you hear that Mattel has debuted the new "Divorced Barbie"?

She comes with all Ken's stuff!! :-)

SIA