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Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:08 pm
by The Annoyed Man
jmain wrote:when you have over 400 post on a chl forum...
If you can't laugh at yourself...well...

What does that make me?

Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:20 pm
by jmain
The Annoyed Man wrote:jmain wrote:when you have over 400 post on a chl forum...
If you can't laugh at yourself...well...

What does that make me?

In my best George Bush voice...
" a certificated gun nut..."
Or just dedicated. :)
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:32 pm
by Beiruty
When you buy a holster for gun that would like to buy in the future.
When you buy a ammo for gun that you do not have.
When you buy a firearm that you have no use for.
When you buy a firearm that you have no a space to safely store
When you buy a firearm that you would never shoot.
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:37 pm
by RogueUSMC
The Annoyed Man wrote:jmain wrote:when you have over 400 post on a chl forum...
If you can't laugh at yourself...well...

What does that make me?

reading many of your posts in my short time on this forum gives me the impression of you that, if you ask a question like that, you are, more than likely, prepared for the answer...or it's just rhetorical...lol
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:56 pm
by kragluver
...when you pick up brass for a caliber of gun you don't yet own because you might someday.
Guilty - 30-30 and I did buy one

Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:32 am
by SC1903A3
Your wife suggest the beginning of a new policy where the purchase of a new gun is only followed by the sale of another...
The wife did this to me ten years ago.

Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:38 am
by RPBrown
Your wife gets you a second (or third) gun safe for your anniversary because she can no longer fit her carry weapon in the one you have.
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:27 pm
by MeMelYup
RPBrown wrote:Your wife gets you a second (or third) gun safe for your anniversary because she can no longer fit her carry weapon in the one you have.
That means she is a gun nut, not you.
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:18 pm
by PBratton
psijac wrote:When you say, "I'm not a gun nut, I only own 6 guns"
When you don't remember owning only 6 guns...
When you index your trigger finger on the Windex bottle.
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:57 pm
by sjfcontrol
PBratton wrote:psijac wrote:When you say, "I'm not a gun nut, I only own 6 guns"
When you don't remember owning only 6 guns...
When you index your trigger finger on the Windex bottle.
Well, you wouldn't want a negligent spritzing, would'ya?
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:47 pm
by powerboatr
when you take out a field mouse(head shot) from 43 feet with a 410 shotgun, while barefoot and standing still as a statue on the porch. bam! one and done then he did the fish fry wiggle as his little life escaped him in my yard
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:25 am
by cbunt1
-- When you find a honey of a deal on a rare pistol...and your MOTHER absconds with it leaving a check on the kitchen table saying "cash it or not, that's up to you, but I'm keeping the Highway Patrolman" . . . and you really don't mind too much
-- When you finally have collected enough brass for a caliber you don't own to justify buying a gun to use all that brass
-- When you reload ammo for calibers you don't own
-- When your wife buys you a derringer for Christmas...and then starts carrying it herself
-- When you start buying loading components wholesale . . . for personal use
-- When you realize that the biggest brass tumbler on the market is no contest for your cement mixer
-- When a family trip to "the country" involves a 3/4 ton pickup to haul the ammo, and a nut-wizard to pick up the brass
-- When you borrow your mother's car, and realize that if you get stopped, you have a problem -- not the 3 guns on your person that you will have to disclose, but the at least TWO you know SHE keeps *SOMEWHERE* in that car
-- When you realize it's not just the windex bottle that calls for a finger-along-the-frame, but every gas pump, power tool, and walking cane...
-- When you realize that you're "finger-straight" on your off hand too!
-- When after nearly cutting a fingertip off with a table saw, you go to physical therapy and they ask you about your recovery goals, and you answer "more control, faster reaction time and better gripping strength."
-- When you turn down a great deal on another gun thinking "but I don't have the dies for that caliber..."
-- When your wife decides that between guns and dogs, leather isn't an option for the new sofa . .. and YOUR guns and dogs aren't any help either
I wish I could say at least SOME of these were hypothetical...but I'd hate to be branded a liar. Perhaps some of these mean not so much that *I* am a gun nut, but that I've infected everyone around me with it....
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:26 am
by FL450
kragluver wrote:...when you pick up brass for a caliber of gun you don't yet own because you might someday.
Guilty - 30-30 and I did buy one

I am now collecting 22LR for a future .22 AR 15 build.
Its sad that in todays world you have to think about collecting ammo months before buying the gun.
Re: You know you're a gun nut when...
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:32 am
by FL450
SC1903A3 wrote:Your wife suggest the beginning of a new policy where the purchase of a new gun is only followed by the sale of another...
The wife did this to me ten years ago.

Already there but I found a loop hole.
She didnt say anything about parts and accesorys. I just happen to buy enough parts to build a gun.
Since she took a girls trip to New York in June with my daughters and didnt invite me (oh darn) my build project kept me out of the bars at night.