You know you're a gun nut when...

[jmain]

Fill in the blanks with your reasoning.

I will start:

When you have a seperate "gun"checking account AND your wife knows about it.

When you drive a $3500 car to a match with $5500 worth of gear in it.

When you have a bullet jar, next to the change jar on top of the washing machine...and it is always full.


Carry on...

[aaangel]

.....when you start a thread titled "you know you're a gun nut when.."












..... you reply!

[jmain]

when you have over 400 post on a chl forum...




If you can't laugh at yourself...well...

[Seabear]

WHen you have been kicking butt with a revolver on Steel Challenge and decide to make it intersting with an M&P CORE and a Delta Point ...then decide 2 weeks later the revolver needs one too.

Guess who has two Deltas....

My wife thinks they cost $100. Well, she did give a $100 gift card.

[MasterOfNone]

...when Jim Carrey says you are.

[Topbuilder]

Your wife suggest the beginning of a new policy where the purchase of a new gun is only followed by the sale of another...
And as much as you love her, you just laugh in her face then calmly explain how that policy only applies to gun safes. And ONLY if the new one is larger than than the one going out.

[jmain]

WHen you have been kicking butt with a revolver on Steel Challenge and decide to make it intersting with an M&P CORE and a Delta Point ...then decide 2 weeks later the revolver needs one too. :

lol. DP with a revo, yup you're in the deep end!

post a pic!

[jimlongley]

When your girlfriend says she doesn't know if she can marry you because she doesn't know if she can live in a house with guns in it: and you take her to a gun range on your honeymoon; and she buys herself guns; and aces the CHL test, including the shooting.

When you just can't bear to part with a safe queen or two, because you just might shoot it again, or for sentimental reasons.

When you not only have more than 400 posts, but you are creeping up on 5000 and the CHL forum is your home page on your computer.

[nightmare69]

You know your a gun nut when....

You would rather lose your drivers license then your CHL permit.

You are late to an appointment cause you couldn't decide what generation Glock to carry.

You collect brass but you don't reload.

You beleive sitting with you back to the door in any establishment is a sin..

Deciding to have a drink is now a moral dilemma.

You suck at giving hugs.

You can walk in any restaurant and in 5mins decide what is good concealment and cover.

You know the difference between concealment and cover.

You have a death grip on the steering wheel whenever you are pulled over.

You laugh when you see a no guns sign thats not legal.

[MoJo]

You buy a $300 shotgun and trick it out with $1000 worth of "tactical" accessories.

[RKirkwood]

You bought a larger gun safe and start thinking how you can convince your wife to keep the smaller one because you have room for new guns!

[psijac]

When you say, "I'm not a gun nut, I only own 6 guns"

[texanjoker]

you can visit a friend and sit there shooting the breeze ifo their safe.

[LSUTiger]

You buy a $300 shotgun and trick it out with $1000 worth of "tactical" accessories.

How dare you judge me!

.....when you buy a gun to go with an old spare holster.
.....when you buy a gun to go with an old spare scope.
.....when you one day find that you have enough spare parts from making mods and upgrades to your AR-15 that you can re-assemble a whole gun from the original parts.
.....if you have a son and name him Ruger, Eugene, John Moses or Mikhail. I actually met a woman who had a son named Browning.
.....when 1,000 rounds more of ammo will finally be enough, until you break open the case, then you must get 1,000 more.
.....you have gone through more conceal carry holsters searching for the right one than Liz Taylor has gone through husbands.

[sjfcontrol]

Fill in the blanks with your reasoning.

I will start:

When you have a seperate "gun"checking account AND your wife knows about it.

When you drive a $3500 car to a match with $5500 worth of gear in it.

When you have a bullet jar, next to the change jar on top of the washing machine...and it is always full.


Carry on...

When you have TWO "gun" checking accounts, and you wife only knows about ONE!